A Gnome Wanders In

[Gnomey]

At a glance, this forum seems severely lacking in broadly defined threads to co-opt. So I'll waste space by making one. Greetings, all who remember me, forgot me, never knew me, or perhaps some odd mixture of the above. I was actually planning to simply reply to a PM that somebody sent me, but that somebody has disabled private message receipt, so I decided to go with a sort of open-letter-nonsense format.

I'm actually done with school, but haven't been able to concentrate on much TES related; I've been doing a bit at Tamriel Rebuilt, playing some Skyrim, and have in general been messing about. I think I've done a bit of work on the now-antediluvian Iggerty Province mod since the last update, but that was months ago. I might return to it by and by, but it's solidly on the back burner at the moment. That being said, I have access to all the files, and in general am still open to any sort of requests, keeping in mind that I have a terrible work ethic, as some modders do, and am not omnipotent.

As always, should anything, or indeed nothing, come up, I can be summoned via PM, though the summoning may take a while. In the meanwhile, I'll probably be checking on this thread now and then before receding into the background again. Once again, greetings to all.

And to any moderators wielding power over this board, I hereby grant you permission to edit and amend this post as you see fit, in memory of bygone days of editorial anarchy.

Be my guest; rediscover the joy of irresponsibly wielding power. ~Gnomey

Oh those were the days, each magister had a color and there'd be a dozen funny edits into everything. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. ~Chazz

I wish I was around in those days... we really need to get our stuff back together.

How could I resist a chance to edit a gnomish post? -KF

[Chazz of Blades]

Sir Gnome! I've missed you!

[Davada Jones]

Gnomers! You were missed! And will be!

You should stick around a bit longer, perhaps have a cup of cabbage tea. I know how you like your cabbages!

[Elaura]

Heya, Gnomey!  Been rather nostalgic about the good old days myself, lately.  Glad to hear you have school behind you.  You came back at a good time, all the introduced-to-TES-by-Skyrim shiny has worn off and the community has settled down a bit.  There's always an upheaval when a new TES game comes out and everyone wants to try the old games in the series.  All the old questions get asked again, so those of us who only know the old answers get to speak now and then like gurus on a mountaintop . . . or get pelted with rotten tomatoes when our answers aren't simple enough.

Good to see you again.

[No One]

Gnomey! No One regreets you! Missed your gnomish presence!        

[Jada]

Gnomey?!? I thought you was a myth!

Nice to meat...err...meet you! And welcome back! A Blessing of the Madgod this is

[Gnomey]

I was a myth for a while. Felt a little odd, but the effect wore off after a while.

Thank you for the many greetings and cabbage tea. I've never had cabbage tea before, but knowing that you endorse it, former Mouth, I shall sip away at it with the utmost trust in its delectability. Utmost trust.

As to those of you who missed my presence, are you referring to my novella-length posts? Because I could always try to write a couple new ones if you like.

[Maiqdabomb undefined]

I knew we've been missing something resembling a gnome lately. Glad to have you back, Gnomey  Have a welcome back nanar.

[Kiteflyer61]

Welcome back Gnomey!

Glad to see you made it out of the hell that is school in one piece.

Try not to be such a stranger, huh! We miss ya around here.




KF

[sassman]

GNOMEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
               

Welcome the HELL BACK!

Say, in my own defense, I NEVER disabled PM's.  In fact, now, I can't even figure out how to re-enable PM responses.  Fliggerty, can you, possibly look into this?

ANYWAYS!  Iggerty Province.....have you, by any chance, updated the ESP with terrain elevations in and around the city where T'sutfi's home is supposed to go?  T'sutfi's underground complex, originally just a shrine to the Daedra Azura, has...expanded.  Already the "Dancing Daedra" has expanded into three rooms, including a Gentlemen's Club filled with gambling and Schooma smoke; and a "Ladies Lounge" where the performers enjoy a spa, chat, and even make their performing outfits!  You can even rent a bed in one of the side areas, in the event you get too drunk to drive your, uh, Guar Cart!  

And also...what do you think of the idea of a Dwemer city--NOT RUIN!--populated by real Gnomes?  Maybe... descendants of the "Last Living Dwarf" Yagrum Bagarn (if you want to be "Lore Friendly" anyways.)  I've recently assumed the task of converting a Texture Replacer for the Dwemer interiors and exeriors into a Modder's resource...and one that's finished, it will possible to build the most amazing Dwemer complex since...well, since the original Replacer, lol!

Uh, and...if you haven't done the elevations up around there....mind if i hit the area a bit, and...maybe we can swap the ESP back and fourth a bit until it suits you?  I can pry even start working on that city....you see, my friend, I'm...rather anxious to start moving into my permanent address, if you know what I mean?  


WHAT SAY YE, OH MIGHTY GNOMISH ONE?

SASS...awaits............

[Gnomey]

Sassman, I'll write up a post in the Iggerty Province thread. I've stealth-hyperlinked the thread in the first post of this thread.

As to getting out of school in one piece, I'm not sure about that. I blame my pseudonym's small stature on school, personally...

[Spirithawke]

Greetings and Salutations Gnomey. Welcome back to GHF Jump in the envolve chat and say hi sometime  The Iggerty province mod looks interesting.

[Xar]

PANCAKES!!!!

[Sandman101]

Sausage pancakes on a stick!

Welcome back Gnomey. Very good to "see" you.  The group of returnees is growing larger!