Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

[No One]

(You go into a Sixth House base and see ash vampires huddled around a statue. You get closer and see it is actually of a cliff racer)
Ash Vampire 1: Oh great Dagoth Cliff Racer! Please swarm down and kill the Nerevarine! Ash Vampire 2: Yes! Do it
Ash Vampire 1: Then swarm down and kill Dagoth Ur, for we want to take over for him!

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NPC: Welcome! Have a fishy stick!

[Chazz of Blades]

But you DO see an npc that says Welcome! Have a Fishy Stick! *gasp*

[No One]

Really? I haven't found it, unless its a modded NPC.   But if it is, then disreguard that comment.

[Chazz of Blades]

GHF Productions made a Fishy Sticks mod. It's in the downloads section here, and on PES.

[crazyman87090]

any npc: we love dagoth ur, he's so awesome

[bruno13069]

Darius: Wear what you want, uniform, shmuniform...

[crazyman87090]

narrator:born on a day to certain parents wtf this guy is not the neraine, he will be killed by mudcrabs

[Letrune]

Text on narration: Many falls, but one can reload the game.
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Any random slave: Thank you, master, but this place is better than in the wilds, where nix-hounds beat me and cliff racers want to eat my liver.

[Graipyy]

male bosmer : i have a sinking feeling that your morong tong.....*gulp*

[Jac]

[mod]: Moved to Time Killers.