Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby No One on Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:15 am

(You go into a Sixth House base and see ash vampires huddled around a statue. You get closer and see it is actually of a cliff racer)
Ash Vampire 1: Oh great Dagoth Cliff Racer! Please swarm down and kill the Nerevarine! Ash Vampire 2: Yes! Do it
Ash Vampire 1: Then swarm down and kill Dagoth Ur, for we want to take over for him!

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NPC: Welcome! Have a fishy stick!

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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby Chazz of Blades on Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:13 pm

But you DO see an npc that says Welcome! Have a Fishy Stick! *gasp*
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"I startled awake in bed, the sheets kicked to the floor. I took stock of everything around me: the hot tub, the mirrors, the cultural treasures. I was home, I was safe. It had all been a terrible nightmare.

Thank god.

I startled awake in Kenny Chesney’s living room with Ke$ha straddling me and looking concerned. “Whoa, you passed out for a minute there,” she grinned.

Dammit. "

"Then me and David Lynch spent the whole night in that tree fort,' said Billy Ray Cyrus."



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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby No One on Thu Jul 29, 2010 1:21 pm

Really? I haven't found it, unless its a modded NPC.  :shrug: But if it is, then disreguard that comment.

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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby Chazz of Blades on Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:26 pm

GHF Productions made a Fishy Sticks mod. It's in the downloads section here, and on PES.
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"I startled awake in bed, the sheets kicked to the floor. I took stock of everything around me: the hot tub, the mirrors, the cultural treasures. I was home, I was safe. It had all been a terrible nightmare.

Thank god.

I startled awake in Kenny Chesney’s living room with Ke$ha straddling me and looking concerned. “Whoa, you passed out for a minute there,” she grinned.

Dammit. "

"Then me and David Lynch spent the whole night in that tree fort,' said Billy Ray Cyrus."



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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby crazyman87090 on Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:17 pm

any npc: we love dagoth ur, he's so awesome

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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby bruno13069 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:39 am

Darius: Wear what you want, uniform, shmuniform...
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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby crazyman87090 on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:47 am

narrator:born on a day to certain parents wtf this guy is not the neraine, he will be killed by mudcrabs

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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby Letrune on Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:43 pm

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Any random slave: Thank you, master, but this place is better than in the wilds, where nix-hounds beat me and cliff racers want to eat my liver.
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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby Graipyy on Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:15 am

male bosmer : i have a sinking feeling that your morong tong.....*gulp*
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Re: Stuff a morrowind Npc would never say

Postby Jac on Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:06 am

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