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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby bruno13069 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:57 pm

Because air is free and Tarhiel flies the the wind... for about 30 seconds.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby crazyman87090 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:15 pm

they prefer to fly in mid air

why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Elaura on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:25 pm

Because there are no bathrooms.  If they bent in the middle, they'd explode.

I'm not wearing an Imperial or Redoran uniform or a Thief secret decoder ring; aside from seeing I'm a Nord, how do NPC's know so much about me?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Deathstalker13 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:31 pm

Well you know those scrolls of Icarian flight you sold back in Balmora? The mages guils created more copies of them, and send not suicide bombers, but suicide GOSSIPERS to the rest of Vvardenfel.

Where are the bodies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby crazyman87090 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:47 pm

in red mountain

why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Dragon_Lance on Wed Jul 28, 2010 4:09 pm

Why ask why?

That really took a lot of deep thought, didn't it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby peachykeen on Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:17 pm

Hm? I was watching TV.


Oh, yes, the ultimate question. Well, I don't know what it is, do you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Dragon_Lance on Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:36 pm

What is what.

Where then is what?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Deathstalker13 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:38 pm

I know it, I just havent figured out the Answer to this Ultimate question yet.

Does anyone in Vvardenfell know?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Dragon_Lance on Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:38 pm

No.















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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby No One on Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:22 pm

Because all of Vvardenfell goes to Miaq the Liar for answers, and he always lies.

Why do they go to him for advise?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby crazyman87090 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:27 pm

because he makes sense

why do we keep asking why what is why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Wolf on Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:46 pm

Becuase we are trying to figure out where the why is in the what.

Where is it?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Elaura on Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:30 pm

:off-topic:

This thread moved due to content.  Shadow topic left in place because destination forum is not visible from "View Active Topics" page.  I now return you to your regularly scheduled exercise in futility.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Dragon_Lance on Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:17 pm

The guar ate it.

Do guars have feelings?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Jac on Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:31 am

Sure. Just ask Rolie.

What else can you ask Rolie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Dragon_Lance on Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:47 pm

"Did you eat my napsack?"

What causes an alit to go a frenzy on you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Maiqdabomb on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:26 pm

The frenzy spell effect, of course.

Can it be used on those "peaceful" scribs?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Chazz of Blades on Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:48 pm

There's no such thing......


Where does the Mage Scrib reside?
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Thank god.

I startled awake in Kenny Chesney’s living room with Ke$ha straddling me and looking concerned. “Whoa, you passed out for a minute there,” she grinned.

Dammit. "

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Deathstalker13 on Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:25 pm

Ask Fliggerty.

Can a werewolf also be a Necromancing Vampire?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Chazz of Blades on Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:57 pm

No but a vampire necromancces werewolves.......




Where would I reside Nirn?
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Dammit. "

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby crazyman87090 on Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:30 pm

on nirn of course

where would I live
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Graipyy on Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:20 pm

in a place worth living.

what the hell is with all the damn steam machines?!?!?!?!?!!?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Jac on Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:40 pm

The Dwemer had to iron their robes somehow.

Did they also iron their beards?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a dumb answer VI

Postby Dragon_Lance on Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:19 pm

Yes, because if they didn't their beards would become so coarse as to curl up radically inside their nostrils.

If the Dwemer had lived up to this point in Vvardenfell history, would their weapons be more superior than Daedric?
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