Random Outbursts #77

by **Chazz of Blades** » Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:12 pm

No, old codgers just haven't figured out a way to siphon it yet.

I revel in my maturity. No longer am I trapped by the blindness of youth, pursuing those that bear false witness to their intentions or that bear no witness at all, having built them on a foundation of mud and changing the curtains by the flapping of a butterfly's wings. No longer must I hurl insults thinly disguised as humor in an effort to prop up a fragile ego built on a house of cards, needing only one to be removed for the whole structure to fall. I do not ridicule age, for with age comes experience and with experience, wisdom. Fear not the youthful prince arranged in all of his finery standing regally in front of his shiny throne holding a glimmering sword dictating edicts. Instead, fear the old man half in the shadows behind him, a hood covering his face and his eyes watching all. For though the old man may seem fragile, it is his mouth that has the prince's ear and his actions that control the executioner's hand.

by **Xar** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:05 pm

And nor do I, spend countless hours pouring out my soul into a meaningless speech disguised as an insult, meant as a crude form of humor to scare the living daylights out of Xargoth that he is about to get banned! :scarper:

by **Jac** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:21 pm

No speech is meaningless when the point is understood. :nanadance:

by **Kiteflyer61** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:15 pm

Priceless!

Well done Jac. :twothumbs:

KF

by **Chazz of Blades** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:27 pm

Jac's .45 begs for him to wear glasses.

Here, need me to stand over by the broadside of this barn?

by **Chazz of Blades** » Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:32 pm

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****** before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

by **Dragon_Lance** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:23 am

Seek the words of the wise, but be cautious of who you consider as wise..

by **Xar** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:21 am

Wait, why would you need a .45 if you have a hood and boss around the executioner? :shrug:

by **Jac** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:04 am

Remember that this is the random outburst thread, not the random insult thread or the random jump on the bandwagon thread. Those that can't remember should think about it before they post.

by **Chazz of Blades** » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:07 pm

Insults? YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER.

And your father smelt of elderberries.

That is all.

by **Deathstalker13** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:52 pm

To get past here, Ye must answer me these questions three, e're the rest of the thread ye see:

WHAT is your name?
WHAT is your quest?
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

by **Elaura** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:39 pm

African or European?

by **Melchior Dahrk** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:55 pm

Huh? I... I don't know that.

by **Jac** » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:42 pm

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